Triumph the Insult Comic Dog mocks Ted Cruz on the campaign trail

07 November, 2018, 05:15 | Author: Myra Gill
  • Hear Me Out Beto O'Rourke Is Going to Win Texas

Texas last elected a Democrat to Senate in 1988.

When it comes time to interview the man himself, Triumph/Smigel can't resist flinging a few zingers O'Rourke's way. Without giving them all away, here are the seven sickest burns Triumph lands on Ted Cruz. Triumph asks Beto O'Rourke before adding, "besides the ability to regenerate your tail?"

"Nobody should be yelling at this man in a public place", Triumph said, mocking calls for civility after Cruz was shouted out of a Washington, D.C. restaurant. One topic of discussion was the recent reports of voting machines switching people's votes from O'Rourke to Cruz.

The high-profile 11th hour endorsement came as American voters were pouring into polling stations to wrap a heated midterm campaign seen as a test of Donald Trump's contentious presidency.

When asked why she chose to support O'Rourke at the polls, Aguirre told the reporter, "Because he represents everything that Donald Trump isn't". "See, because he's a disgusting fish monster".


First, Triumph talked to early-voting Beto fans, a "terrifying swarm of degenerate leftists with one thing in common: they all share the same Netflix account". "I'm not 'overwhelming scientific evidence of global warming'".

"Hey, I support spaying and neutering", Triumph said, "just like Trump did to you!" "Is that covered under the GOP healthcare plan?"

Cruz, bless him, does his best to appear to be a good sport and even tries to land a barb of his own by reminding Triumph: "Just remember, it wasn't the Republicans, it was the Democrats that took you into the vet to get fixed, and there is freedom on the other side!"

"Ted, is it true you will defend the constitution at all costs?"

"I wasn't expecting it", Aguirre tearfully told MSNBC in a touching video.

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